A lot of my friends have been getting back in The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim for reasons beyond me (not that it isn’t amazing), and since my transition from the XBox to the PC I’ve had to start a new game and have since been downloading mods and other silliness to really make the experience come full circle. So I thought I’d collect some ridiculousness that is Skyrim for you all.
The Killable Children Mod (Download)
That’s right. All your dreams have come true. Kids can now be killed, and your grand design as a pure monster has become a reality.
Why Not Mudcrabs? (Download)
All mudcrabs are now Dr. Zoidberg skinned. You’re welcome.
Form of the Dragon (No Download)
Ever wanted to just BE a dragon? Now you can! Open up your console and type: player.setrace dragonrace, then to get the fire breathing ability, type the following: psb. You’ll need a Dragon Soul to unlock it in your list of shouts.
Dragon Swarm (No Download)
Somewhat of a hack, this basically makes dozens and dozens of dragons appear and lust for your flesh. When normal dragon-hunting is just too boring. Console Command: player.placeatme 000FEA9B
Werechair: the Chair That Eats (Download)
All werewolves are now chairs.
You heard me.
Macho Man Randy Savage (Download)
The dragons are now Macho Man Randy Savage, complete with roars of “YEAH!” and “GET SOME”. They keep the model for the most part though, so it’s like if Macho Man was also a horrific lizard beast.
Rainbow Dash Mount (Download)
In case you, you know, want a MLP mount for some reason.
May The Force Be With You (Download)
Just lightsabers. Damned good lightsabers.
Dhovahbear Friend! (Download)
Ever wish the Dragonborn was a bear? or had a pet bear? Well wish no more.